Founder cohort — 10 spots only

You’ve watched my story.
Now let’s write yours.

Three months of working 1-on-1 with me to finally understand what your body actually needs. Not another diet. Not another protocol. Not another guess.

How it works

Nutritional and lifestyle guidance — not medical care.

★ In her own words

"Sixteen years to find clarity. I built the system so you don't need that long."

Functional medicine Founder of OrthoFoodie Based in the Netherlands
3 of 10 spots remaining

If this sounds familiar

You’re here because something isn’t working

You’ve eaten "clean" — but the fatigue stayed

You’ve cut things out — the list keeps growing

Your blood work came back "within range"

You’ve tried protocols that worked for others

I get it. I spent sixteen years in that exact loop.

My story

Sixteen years to find clarity

I spent sixteen years navigating autoimmune disease inside a system that couldn't see the real problem. Tests would come back "within range." Symptoms would get a label, then a prescription, then another one when the first stopped working. Nobody ever asked the question that turned out to matter most: what is your body actually missing right now?

Functional medicine and orthomolecular nutrition gave me that question — and the framework to answer it. Not by adding more interventions, but by stripping the noise away. Food before supplements. Biology before protocols. Inputs before everything else. The boring foundational things conventional medicine waves past on the way to the next prescription.

That's why OrthoFoodie exists. The tools I needed to stay alive didn't exist, so I built them. The platform is where this work lives at scale.

The founder cohort is a deliberate exception. Ten people, hand-selected, working directly with me — whose journey will help shape what OrthoFoodie becomes next. Founder pricing reflects that you're early.

What you get

Inside the Founder Cohort

Two 1-on-1 calls with me

30 minutes each. Call 1 in week 1 to map your priorities. Call 2 in month 2 to refine. Direct access — no associates, no proxies.

3 months of OrthoFoodie

Premium access — daily food logging, personalized food suggestions, full micronutrient view. The platform built to do this work at scale.

Direct messaging

Between calls, for quick questions and pattern check-ins. I respond within 2 business days.

A 3-month roadmap

Personal to your symptoms, lifestyle, and what's realistic. Not a generic protocol. Yours alone.

$99 founder pricing — first 10 only

The path

How it works

1

Apply

Fill the form. ~10 min. I read every one.

2

Pay & book

If we’re a fit, you’ll get a link to book Call 1.

3

Onboard

OrthoFoodie opens. Start logging while you wait.

4

We work

Three months. Two calls. A new relationship with food.

Be honest with yourself

Is this for you?

Yes, if you…

Have ongoing symptoms — fatigue, brain fog, inflammation, autoimmune flare-ups — that aren't moving

Are willing to log meals daily for 3 months

Want the foundational work, not another biohacking shortcut

Are looking for sustainable change, not a 14-day reset

Probably not, if you…

Are seeking treatment for a diagnosed medical condition (please work with your doctor)

Are recovering from an eating disorder — specialist care matters

Want a meal plan you can follow without changing anything else

Want visible results in two weeks

Common questions

Things people ask

Is this medical advice?

No. This is nutritional and lifestyle guidance based on functional medicine and orthomolecular principles. I don't diagnose, treat, or cure any condition. If you have a medical concern, please see a qualified physician.

What happens after 3 months?

Your OrthoFoodie subscription continues at $14.99/month so you keep your data, insights, and Savi. Cancel anytime — no contract. You'll get a reminder before the trial ends.

Why $99? What's the catch?

It's founder pricing for the first cohort only. After the first ten spots, applications open at $149/month. The lower price reflects that you're early — and that your journey will help shape OrthoFoodie's next chapter.

Will Mischulaikah really be the one I’m talking to?

Yes — that’s the entire point of the founder cohort. You're working directly with me. No associates, no proxies. As the practice and platform grow, future cohorts may evolve, but founder cohort members get me directly.

Can I get a refund if it’s not a fit?

Goodwill refunds are considered case-by-case. Once Call 1 has happened, I ask you to commit to the work — but life happens, and I’d rather have a real conversation than a rigid policy.

Where does my data live?

On the OrthoFoodie platform, hosted under EU GDPR-compliant infrastructure. Never shared without your explicit consent. You can request deletion any time.

3 of 10 founder spots remaining

If you’ve made it
this far, you already know.

The intake form takes about 10 minutes. I read every application. If we’re a fit, you’ll hear from me within 48 hours.

$99 founder pricing. After the first 10 spots, applications open at $149/month.