Three months of working 1-on-1 with me to finally understand what your body actually needs. Not another diet. Not another protocol. Not another guess.
Nutritional and lifestyle guidance — not medical care.
"I built OrthoFoodie because the tools I needed didn't exist."
If this sounds familiar
You’ve eaten "clean" — but the fatigue stayed
You’ve cut things out — the list keeps growing
Your blood work came back "normal"
You’ve tried protocols that worked for others
I get it. I spent years in that exact loop.
My story
[REPLACE WITH MISCHULAIKAH'S PERSONAL STORY — the specific symptoms that didn't fit any diagnosis, the turning point, the functional medicine framework that finally moved the needle. Keep it under 200 words.]
That journey is why OrthoFoodie exists. And it's why I'm now opening a small number of 1-on-1 spots myself.
What you get
30 minutes each. Call 1 in week 1 to map your priorities. Call 2 in month 2 to refine.
Premium access — daily food logging, personalized food suggestions, full micronutrient view.
Between calls, for quick questions and pattern check-ins. I respond within 2 business days.
Personal to your symptoms, lifestyle, and what's realistic. Not a generic protocol.
The path
Fill the form. ~10 min. I read every one.
If we’re a fit, you’ll get a link to book Call 1.
OrthoFoodie opens. Start logging while you wait.
Three months. Two calls. A new relationship with food.
Be honest with yourself
Have ongoing symptoms — fatigue, brain fog, inflammation, stress — and generic advice isn't moving the needle
Are willing to log meals daily for 3 months
Want personal guidance, not another protocol
Are looking for sustainable change, not a 14-day reset
Are seeking treatment for a diagnosed medical condition (please work with your doctor)
Are recovering from an eating disorder — specialist care matters
Want a meal plan you can follow without changing anything else
Want visible results in two weeks
Common questions
No. This is nutritional and lifestyle guidance based on functional medicine principles. I don't diagnose, treat, or cure any condition. If you have a medical concern, please see a qualified physician.
Your OrthoFoodie subscription continues at $14.99/month so you keep your data, insights, and Savi. Cancel anytime — no contract. You'll get a reminder before the trial ends.
Goodwill refunds are considered case-by-case. Once Call 1 has happened, I ask you to commit to the work — but life happens, and I’d rather have a real conversation than a rigid policy.
Yes — that’s the point of the founder cohort. As the practice grows, associate practitioners may join later. Founder cohort members get me directly.
On the OrthoFoodie platform, hosted under EU GDPR-compliant infrastructure. Never shared without your explicit consent. You can request deletion any time.
The intake form takes about 10 minutes. I read every application. If we’re a fit, you’ll hear from me within 48 hours.
Apply for the Founder Cohort →$99 founder pricing. After the first 10 spots, applications open at $149/month.